HMMMMMMMM HARD TO CHOOSE WHICH PASSING COP CAR IM GONNA SCISSOR KICK THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD

now to just set the mood….*dims lights* *lights candle* *opens door, 20 South Africans march into bedroom blowing vuvuzelas incessantly*

PAUL OAKENFOLD TRANCE DJ KEEPS TRYING TO FLY INTO MY BEDROOM WINDOWS AND I BANG HARD ON THE GLASS TO GET HIM TO STOP. HE JUST FLIES BACK

Please do not bring your Warhammer 40000k figurines to christmas this yr. 4 manger display. It upsets grandma & u do battles

EY!!! NICE 2 MEET U!!HARDLY HEAR U IN HERE SO LOUD! NO I DONT HAVE PILLS! JUST BLOGGING THE RAVE!!! LIQUID DANCE BLOGGING! ITS A NETBOOK!!!

(sometime in the future) Me, wisely at the dog park ruins “Dogs dwelled here………”

2morrow I am going to buy a PO box & immediately start a bee hive/colony in there. They cant do shit! Not in the rulebook. Just like AIR BUD

smashmouth – all star conspicuous by its absence from Dan brown’s new film ‘Avatar’ A Situation I easily remedied w/ my own bOOMBOX+courage

WHO SPRAYPAINTED A WOLF ON THE SIDE OF THE LIBRARY?????? PROBABLY A HERO……….

at the heart of the moon lies a core of raw silver spinning & singing magnetic songs upon the earth is too a cool fantasy football team name

This hut is a simple storehouse. We store grain here on the cool slab floor. Neither you nor your equipment have any place here Tiesto.

hey asshole i didn’t go to all the trouble of making this Friends RTS mod just so you could spam Joeys at me the entire time

DEAR BLOG. ME RAPIDLY SHIFTING MY FIGHTING STANCE AS 7 SMART CARS AGGRESSIVELY CIRCLE AROUND ME AT THE DENTIST OFFICE PARKING LOT TODAY

everyone in Brooklyn will be carrying torches around 6 months from now. I’m ahead of the curve as usual

Well it’s an erotic romp through Colonial Williamsburg featuring the sensual ghost of Dio penned by urs truly. Oh. The Ereader. It’s A Nook