So my girlfriend made me a glass of sweet tea the other day. I examined it closely to see how much she fucked it up, usually a lot. Anyhoo. Fine condensation beading on exterior of glass, check. Slight froth lacing along top edge, check. Viscous but runny and thin mouthfeel, check. But then something caught my attention. The sugar….. I could tell! It had been dissolved some time within the last hour! I threw all her things out onto the lawn and had my house slaves dump the disgraceful pitcher of tea all over her unconscious body.
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I started thinking today — why can’t I post? I mean, philosophically?
After a few hours of meditation on the subject, I snapped out of the fuzz I’ve been in and threw out every last drop of alcohol in my apartment.
I also threw out 1.5 ounces of weed.
I made myself an onion, green pepper, jalapeno and pickle omlette with a quartered orange on the side.
First healthy meal I’ve eaten in 2 months.
Today I begin a new life.
I also threw out 1.5 ounces of weed.
I made myself an onion, green pepper, jalapeno and pickle omlette with a quartered orange on the side.
First healthy meal I’ve eaten in 2 months.
Today I begin a new life.
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