• The Squash Eater: Eat a squash
  • Abstinence-only: Never eat a squash
  • Public Squash: Eat a squash on the bus
  • The graveyard squash party: Throw a secret squash party for your friends in a graveyard. everyone consumes a squash. we enter into a silence pact. the trees are our witness. a screaming comes across the sky. blood seals our ethereal bond
  • Tiny squash: Eat a tiny squash
  • SquashsauqS: Eat two identical squashes
  • Squash Hunt: Hide a squash in a rest stop
  • Indian Bath: Slime a squash in the tub. Squirm around in it until you die
  • Bark Squash: Give a squash to a dog
  • Squash Bark: Give a dog to a squash
  • Cryptosquash: 218da42c55f58683f88e118dd7aef4c795b1abde
  • Endgame: Eradicate squash from the face of the earth. You have attained eternal life and dominion over all easily stored winter vegetables