Lol im imagining a sweet court scene here. It is a stadium packed with Goons and Republicans.. Fox News is here. Aerosmith opens. Judge Boner Dad Abuser presides. He slams a wooden belt to begin the proceedings.

“Retarded ANiME ROM furry dragon porn lover girl idiot, you are being charged with getting your useless bitch computer-using ass beat like half a decade ago by YOURS TRULY, how do you please?”

“GUILTY OF NOT HAVING ACCESS TO A MERCEDES!”

A goon lawyer pipes in (he was referenced by forums user DopeBong9000) “I object Your Honor!” “This is a farce. I call to the stand Bisexual Dragon Raper Guy”

“I will allow this, as it destroys the credibility of my stupid retarded Anime daughters case”

Bisexual Dragon Raper Guy takes the stand

“I plead guilty, to drawing the Dragon Three-Way.. even the Dragon Cum spilling out. I used colored pencils, and I mixed the yellow and white to make the creamy color”

The court reporter notes all this down, in his official typerwriter thing.

“I object!” yells Reason

Nobody listens

Judge Boner Dad Beater slams his wooden belt down. SILENCE!!! he bellows

Bisexual Dragon Raper Guy feints

“Nooooo…” screams the anime ROM beatee

Here, the narrative disintegrates and is wafted away into the breezes of a cold, deterministic and unfeeling universe.

Matt Lauer: As you watch it seven years later, Hillary, what goes through your mind?

Hillary Addams: It, well, I’m actually completely disconnected from this conversation, as I’m mentally handicapped (aka retarded), and what is going through my mind is instead a collage of dragons sucking eachothers slimy cocks and an iguana rubbing all over my dilapidated cunt. I just want my Mercedes Benz back.

Matt Lauer: Mercedes Benz? Retarded? This is the story about the Judge beating the girl. You are the girl, correct? Hello.. where are our writers? Where am I?

Hillary Addams: Come, come, mr Lauer. Settle down. Maybe you should check under THE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE for an answer

Matt Lauer: I am incompetant as a journalist, but, tell me about the computer and the hacking. Was the belt made in China? Has the President, a black man, Obama, weighed in on this?

Hillary Addams: The game was Asian. The Judge needs to accept Iguanas as a legitimate form of psycho-sexual healing, that is all I ask.

Matt Lauer: Facebook. Facebook. Twitter. Facebook. YouTube. Facebook. Twitter. Twitter. YouTube.