Larry David: I want to book a flight to the capital.

Travel agent: Do you have your passport?

Larry David: What?

Travel agent: You need a passport to go to Capital

Larry David: No, I want to go to the capital of Bookworld

Travel agent: I’m sorry sir, Capital is a different country

Larry David: [raising voice] Yes, I know Capital is a different country. That’s not what I said. Listen to me! It’s quite simple. I said I want to go to the capital of Bookworld, not Capital the country.

Travel agent: [thinks he heard Larry David call him a nigger]

Travel agent: [rushes offstage]

Woman that always screams: Larry you sick rat fuck piece of shit!