LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE DIPPING THEIR HEADS BENEATH RIVER WATER, SHARPENING THEIR TEETH UPON THE STONES. THEY RISE, SMILING.

LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE SHEDDING THE OLD FORMS. TURNING NEW FACES INTO THE WIND, THEY CALL TO EACH OTHER IN HIGH, TERRIBLE ULULATIONS.

LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BENDING LOW, THEIR JOINTS TWISTING OBSCENELY. THEY CRAWL FORWARD, A CLICKING PROCESSION OF SPASMODIC LIMBS.

LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE GATHERING AT EVERY ENTRANCE OF YOUR HOME.