Pyongyang, September 29 (KCNA) — Mystery natural phenomena seen on boy at site of newly renovated Ryugyong hotel, tallest building in all of world bigger than USA CAPITOL.

Nature celebrated Dear Leader Accomplishing Building by making boys head grow meters and meters in height to celebrate glorious North Korean achievement.

The boy, Jim Long Il, declined to comment, and instead bashful responded to Grace and Attention from Dear Leader and numerous camera flashes by foaming at the mouth and shaking violently in what North Korean Doctor Medicals diagnosed as “Honor Joy sensor overload”