1. You agree to absolve Abattoir Productions Summer Camp (hereafter referred to as “summer camp”) of all liability related to physical and/or emotional damage to any and all children on our premises, including but not limited to blunt force trauma, food poisoning, uncontrollable blood loss, exposure, ear candling, bodily crushing, existential nausea, malaise, gravitational zipline complications, ritual live burial, and rugburn.

2. I’m gay

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