(Cashier holds out my change after i give them a 20. I stand there confidently, refusing to budge and take the change)

Cashier: (Getting annoyed) Uhm whats the problem? Are you going to take your change or what?

Me: Actually I was just pretending the change was lava, so i didn’t touch it. I pretend things are lava a lot – its part of my intense never-ending mindgame training to be really good at avoiding lava.

Cashier (suddenly not angry anymore): Wow that’s actually really neat, it’s impressive that you’re so dedicated and skilled. I’m lucky i got to see you at work.