Thinking about it, I can probably pretty much pinpoint the exact moment we fell in love with eachother. She was pretty bummed about losing her adorable fukken catte a few weeks ago, but I was able to surprise her one day by showing up at her house along with the missing beast. You wouldn’t believe how excited she was. I’m an amateur taxonomist, so I exhumed it and stuffed it for her. She half-jokingly threatened to call the police to come and shoot me to death if I didn’t go away (I assume she was just joking/hinting at me that she wanted to spend some time alone with the cat).