the hottest girl i’ve ever had sex with is no one. i’m a 35 year old virgin. i look sort of like slavoj zizek. today i realized that the picture of slavoj zizek getting married in the white linen suite or whatever and a black tshirt, well, i have the same hair basically. i also smell bad. my krause’s corpuscles are ruined because of decades of masturbation. even though my hands are basically useless, uncallused, soft, weak girl hands, they have still ruined my pecker by the violent rhythemtic stragulation i apply to my penis at least 4 times per diem in order to feel some sort of emotional connection, however desultory, pathetic, and abusrud, to a printout of an anime woman i keep in my wallet.