MILLIONS WATCH AS THE SUPERB OWL RENDS CROWDS WITH ITS DREADFUL BEAK AND CRUSHES THEM WITH ITS TERRIBLE TALONS. #SUPERBOWL

A NERVOUS MAN, RED LASER DOT IN THE CENTER OF HIS FOREHEAD. THROUGH STIFLED SOBS, HE ATTEMPTS TO EXPLAIN PINTEREST. – YOUTUBE, 2,043 VIEWS

PHOTO: A DEMOLITION CREW IN FORT WORTH, TX USE CEREMONIAL BLACK DAGGERS TO ASSASSINATE A CONDEMNED BUILDING.

AN INTEGRATED SOCIAL MARKETING PLATFORM EMERGING FROM A FISSURE IN THE OCEAN FLOOR, DISPLACING CLOUDS OF TARRY BLACK FLUID AS IT ASCENDS.