When I was about 10 years old, my dad remarked to me that my name sounded a lot like a “certain” famous TV dog, causing me to have Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Unipolar Depression, Social Anxiety Disorder, Body Dysmorphic Disorder, Mild Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome, Multi-ass, Suicidal Tendencies Discography, and Conclave Chest. Thinking about it now just keeps causing my eyes to well up.