A fedora, when worn properly, can look fucking nice. Not your shitty Kevin Federline fedora you bought at Target for $12. An $80 fedora from a gentleman’s hat store. In the winter, it keeps your head warm and looks nicer than a wool ski cap. In the summer, you wear one made of a lighter material – it keeps the sun off your head and shades your eyes.

I have two hats from Batasake’s. When I wear them, I don’t look like a douchebag, I look like fucking Frank Sinatra.