my girlfriend went to an animes store and there were all these nerdy white kids and fat girls and a lone black kid and there were like boobie mouse mats and embarrassing posters and gay person toys everywhere and i felt like smithers cornered by the strippers

when we walked past the black kid he whispered to his friends in amazement that she looks like a japanese word that i assume was a anime characters name and it was such an awfully sad tableau to see gods coolest creature, the black man, who would ordinarily become a hypersexual detective, or a very good sports player, reduced to such a contemptible state, like a captive lion undernourished by a fibrous diet of boobie mouse pads and wall scrolls