We were flying during the day, just looking for any IED-related suspicious activity. We saw these two guys walking kinda suspiciously down the side of the road, constantly looking around, just generally acting shady. We called for the closest CAS on station to respond; they were close, and would get on station over the target very quickly. They got there, and we continued watching the suspicious guys. They came to a culvert, and ducked down into it.

We were on the far side of our orbit, and couldn’t see them. As we came around, we see one of the guys kind of hunched over. We think we have him caught red-handed emplacing it, so CAS prepares to drop the munitions. Right before he drops it, we see that one dude is vigorously sucking the other dude’s dick. We obviously start laughing, but I guess some general back in the JOC didn’t like that some homosexual haji cock sucking was going down on his giant 80” plasma screen in there. So he gave clearance for CAS to drop the munitions. It had good effect on target, and both dudes were pretty well obliterated. My only consolation is that their last moments must have been very enjoyable.