Seriously, I could give two shits about you guys calling me Ernie for any reason, but doing it because you want to be mocking towards me (“because nobody named Ernie has any dignity”) is kinda bullshit.

Should I introduce you to my dad, who might be the most dignified person I’ve ever met? He lived the last three years of his life in more pain than any of you have experienced in your short and nowhere-near-as-meaningful lives. His name was Ernie. And he was dignified.

If any of you guys try doing that again, I’ll take it as a personal insult on my family and act accordingly.

Why do you guys dislike (or mock) me? Because I post on GBS? Because you have like three pictures of me? Because I used to run a FTP?

I’m sorry. I’m not one of the cool kids. I don’t post in FYAD. I don’t look the most flattering in pictures (though I must note that it wasn’t like I was trying to impress anyone, and I certainly didn’t give two shits about putting them online). My FTP hasn’t been up in months.

OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME I’M NOT ONE OF THE COOL KIDS. Deal with it.

EDIT: I’m not downloading this, but thanks for contributing to NMP3s