Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you’ll never eat another human pussy again. But fuck human pussy! I fuck dead pigs! You’ll read all about it in Heartburn, how I fucked them dead pigs before I turned them into pork rinds.

I couldn’t get no twat from Serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussytwat. Big phony-baloney dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here Serenity. Let’s show these assholes how we fuck. Let’s show these assholes how we fuck, my sweet, sweet Serenity.

Fart an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole and I’ll hang a pig with it! While I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You’ll give birth to a dead pig, and we’ll turn him into pork rinds.

I’ll eat pork rinds with god! In a land that speaks only with its eyes: no language, no dildos, NO FUCKING LAWS! Where the whores can’t sell their pussy, or use their twats to golddig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild. Eat pork rinds; eat dead pigs.

Eat pork rinds; eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds; eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put them in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking farting robots. Suck my dead pig; suck my dead pig!