Me: I’d like to have sex with you.
Her: ohhh
Me: Yep.
Her: i see
Me: So why haven’t we done it yet?
Her: you tell me
Me: I’m asking the questions here. Your job is to answer them.
Her: wow sassy…i like it.
Me: Well?
Her: sure
Me: I’m glad we had this discussion. Carry on.

-cut three days-

Me: We still haven’t had sex. We should remedy that.

-cut four days-

Me: I suppose I should explain what’s been going on recently. Basically, I had the idea to say to a girl, “I’d like to have sex with you.” and see what their response was. You were the (possibly, unlucky) pick, and you can imagine my surprise when you agreed to it. You could say I got a little caught up in that, and didn’t exactly realize you were joking until recently. So, basically, the only real point of this message is to explain why I did what I did, and to apologize for any awkwardness stemming from that. My apologies.

-cut 17 days-

Me: I believe we had plans to have sex. When’s that happening?

-cut seven days-

Me: I don’t blame you if you think I’m some type of creep or, at this point, you’re simply thinking, “Jeez, I wish this guy would just fuck off,” and I can’t say I blame you, but hear me out. Basically I feel really bad and sorry for putting you through all of this. I can imagine the awkwardness this has caused and I understand your thoughts at this point. I fee like a dick because I’m guessing what I said isn’t exactly what you want to hear from a guy like me. I don’t doubt you’ve gotten similar “requests” from other guys, and I feel like a dick because of that. All I ask really is that you at least respond or something so I at least know you get this. I want you to know I never wanted to do anything like this when I started it. Again, I’m really sorry for all of this; it really isn’t like me if you got to know me.