As a desperate webmastering newbie, with no money to spare to hire tech support, but many Drupal questions, I’ve decided to make use of one of my other skills in order to earn technical help.

I’ve been a rapper (MC) since 1993, in addition to writing lyrics for R&B, Island, Pop, and even Country songs.

If anyone’s willing to give me tech support, I’ll write you a few rap lyrics on the topic of your choice, IF I have any knowledge of your topic (meaning don’t ask me to write about the process of enriching uranium for use by nuclear power plants, or whatever).

I reserve copyrights to all lyrics.