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The Ghetto!

This is it, this is really it. The Ghetto! Here, see if the Wikipedia article says where to go next. I want to do my Memes at one of their freestyle street jams. Hahaha Rackbar Rackbar. Rackbar Rackbar Rackbar. Rackbar Rackbar Rackbar. Hahahaha. Don’t put the Iphone above the window!!! Look at those ones. Look at the fat one!!! This is freakin crazy. We’re crazy. Oh My God, imagine my gaia avatar costume on that black. Why are all their buildings so dirty?


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BURGIN TUNNEL TRICK

BURGIN TUNNEL TRICK —> BURGIN REAL BAD ON A FIRST DATE BUT ITS A REBURG REBURG YALLL ALREADY BURGED WITH THE GAL AND HAD TO BURG IT DOWN SLOW LIKE A NORM BUT DID THE JOB/GOT IT IN YA. BURGINS BACK THOUGH…AND BACK BIG…GOTTA FIND A TUNNEL (TONS IN NYC) KILL THE HEADLIGHTS TELL GAL EVERYTHINGS FRITZED AN STAY CALM..NOW BURG!!!! YA ONLY GOT TILL THE END OF THE TUN…REACH UNDER THE SEAT BURG BOYS ALWAYS GOTS A STASH


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Dogs dwelled here………

HMMMMMMMM HARD TO CHOOSE WHICH PASSING COP CAR IM GONNA SCISSOR KICK THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD

now to just set the mood….*dims lights* *lights candle* *opens door, 20 South Africans march into bedroom blowing vuvuzelas incessantly*

PAUL OAKENFOLD TRANCE DJ KEEPS TRYING TO FLY INTO MY BEDROOM WINDOWS AND I BANG HARD ON THE GLASS TO GET HIM TO STOP. HE JUST FLIES BACK

Please do not bring your Warhammer 40000k figurines to christmas this yr. 4 manger display. It upsets grandma & u do battles

EY!!! NICE 2 MEET U!!HARDLY HEAR U IN HERE SO LOUD! NO I DONT HAVE PILLS! JUST BLOGGING THE RAVE!!! LIQUID DANCE BLOGGING! ITS A NETBOOK!!!

(sometime in the future) Me, wisely at the dog park ruins “Dogs dwelled here………”

2morrow I am going to buy a PO box & immediately start a bee hive/colony in there. They cant do shit! Not in the rulebook. Just like AIR BUD

smashmouth – all star conspicuous by its absence from Dan brown’s new film ‘Avatar’ A Situation I easily remedied w/ my own bOOMBOX+courage

WHO SPRAYPAINTED A WOLF ON THE SIDE OF THE LIBRARY?????? PROBABLY A HERO……….

at the heart of the moon lies a core of raw silver spinning & singing magnetic songs upon the earth is too a cool fantasy football team name

This hut is a simple storehouse. We store grain here on the cool slab floor. Neither you nor your equipment have any place here Tiesto.

hey asshole i didn’t go to all the trouble of making this Friends RTS mod just so you could spam Joeys at me the entire time

DEAR BLOG. ME RAPIDLY SHIFTING MY FIGHTING STANCE AS 7 SMART CARS AGGRESSIVELY CIRCLE AROUND ME AT THE DENTIST OFFICE PARKING LOT TODAY

everyone in Brooklyn will be carrying torches around 6 months from now. I’m ahead of the curve as usual

Well it’s an erotic romp through Colonial Williamsburg featuring the sensual ghost of Dio penned by urs truly. Oh. The Ereader. It’s A Nook


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fresh dark goose meat

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives


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OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng


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