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Barnacle Jim’s Funeral

priest – if you wish to view the body please make sure to use your oxygen mask once you reach the upper slopes of the chin

sister – i dont exist because my fetus merged with yours in the womb to form your freakish god damn face. im going to rape you all day with my barbed penis in heaven forever until you die again

funeral director – that will be $599.95 for the coffin extension i had to custom fabricate just for your retarded motherfucking dead ass family member

director of gay longness, gay longness institute, oakland ca – thats it guys, we can all go home now. nothing will ever be that gay and long again

mom – I’m ashamed of my son.He is a gay bitch with a long face. He rode bikes and was a virgin til the day he died. Fuck you Jim.I’m glad you died faggot. You suck, fucker

dad – I wanted to fuck him..I’m the fag he got the gay gene from. God damn that fag fucker had a long ass face. I think I will jerk off while imagining pulling out of his ass and cumming on his face and chest.

brother – All he did was post..All day, all night..You ruined our family you asshole and now I’m going to fuck your face and ass(all the boys in our family are gay shit fuckers.)I think i’ll rub some of Hitler’s shit on your moustache. You don’t have a moustache, so I’ll make one out of my pee and cum. Barnacle Jim I’m glad you died retard. You fucking little faggot bitch. You like it when I piss on you you dumbass.

Jim – im…still..alllivvee…..please stop….please…im beggin u….stop peeing on my face and cummin on it….i just wanted to ride bike……….


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I know you cant be dead neo

Trinity : I know you cant be dead neo *spoilers?*. Cause the oracle said Id fall in love with the one and if you switch the letters around in your name it spells one. Shits cryptic as fuck and also wierd… but yet philosophic at the same time.

Neo : Ummmmmm… wat

Ghostface : Yo this white bitch crazy. Wu Tang. Where tha weed at my african american brethren? I doth privy some quite ripe marajuana nuggets my good chap

Neo : O shit lol


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