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was i picked on in middle school?

was i picked on in middle school? hmm let me think

  • Weighed 750 pounds
  • Parents were both Charles Manson (long story)
  • Wore a bath robe to school every day
  • Had the word “homo” instead of a mouth


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metallica jumped the shark

metallica jumped the shark when they did a music video for mission impossible 2 without putting a disclaimer in the vid that they just filmed it for mtv and metallica never shows up in the movie and not to waste almost 10 dollars on one film ticket then another because you thought you just missed metallica the firs ttime


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Dj khaled banned Akon

Dj khaled banned Akon from all future gang up superteam songs out of fear that akon might one day become enraged and throw his only son, “dj khaled jr.,” from the stage


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Reymon is love

In moments like this, it feels — it feels like death has won. But reymon14 says that love is stronger than death. Your hearts are heavy, tears flow down. Your spirits are wounded. I feel that too. I didn’t have the privilege of knowing Ross as long as many of you have done. I met him on Everquest 2 expansion packs; but I understand what it is to be in pain. You look around and everybody you love and everybody you can count on and everybody you can trust seems to be slipping through your fingers. And it feels as though death has won. The first family, when Cain killed able, it seemed like death had won. That one cool TCC Guy yellde from his car. Still he died. It looked like death had won. Goku was the strongest saiyan warrior to ever fight on the planet of earth. Still he died. It looked like death had won. The dog from future simpsons, was very good and emotional, and waited for the whole episode, but, still he died. It looked like death had won.

But reymon14 kept saying that love is stronger than death. And like two gladiators in a fight. Every time they enter into the ring it looks like death has won. I know to some of you today it looks like death has won. But I rose to tell you that 2,000 years ago.

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Flea, covered in sweat and TGIF potato skin dipping sauce

Flea, covered in sweat and TGIF potato skin dipping sauce after an impromptu all star jam, took a few seconds to give us an interview: “Its been a great time, my friends are my life. I hope this isnt the last time i celebrate my birthday at tgi fridays cause if it is then ill probably be dead before the next one hahaha” flea said before diving into a TGI fridays themed cover of nirvana’s “rape me” with the repeating chorus lyric changed to “i like the seasoned bun”


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m4w, i saw u at the starbucks

m4w, i saw u at the starbucks, u had ur phone out and i had a convex back, i was the guy wearing the kind of pants that guys wear when theyre on really tall stilts, you sort of tripped on them and spilled your coffee, but was that all it was? pls email me

m4w we were married for seven years and i forgot your number and none of your relatives will answer my calls because i ended our marriage thru paperwork espionage + stealth moves i learned off tom clancy video games, but it turns out u still have all my priceless 1990s old school mtv show dvds w/o the orig music edited out. will xpost this to all other counties of north carolina because i forgot where you moved

You were holding a duck wing and I was standing near a small patch of tall grass that was white on bottom and yellow green on the top . you were so happy. i didn’t say anything because i’m shy. you were a dog

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