a girls vagania is so fukking complex. one time i told my ex-gf to just lay down and read a magazine and i picked at that motherfucker for over 43 minutes , using a pair of tweezers and a toungue depressor i had stashed in my medical briefcase. i can honestly say after 43 minutes i didnt know anything more about that Labrynth of Gross Shit than i did when i started.