A Jew walks into the blades of a wheat harvester and is chopped to pieces. A lengthy and thorough investigation takes place. The investigators take samples and test them in labs, and also try to identify the deceased. After a long time, its concluded that it was actually just an immigrant. After all, Jews never get near the crude scene of production itself, choosing instead to wield their nefarious powers over the market from behind the scenes like evil puppeteers.