CNN – The bleeding, greasy man known only as the “bleeding, greasy man” has struck again in an epic disruption of a fun time at the waterpark for hundreds of tourists. The bleeding, greasy man again managed to elude emergency services workers after heroically freeing himself after 12 hours of bleeding, greasy immobility. Police released a statement saying that the department is following up on all leads, including the trail of blood and grease leading out of the waterpark.