as i understand things, this is what the two biggest religious figures in the world, god and satan, think about this stuff –

god: I dont like it… you should be doing other stuff.. get married and have kids if you are so horny
satan: i think it’s cool to masturbate, mnostly just on the grounds that god doesn’t like it. i like you being bad (this is his stance on most things)

Blowing your own head off
god: stupid to do that because it keeps you from doing stuff i like you to do like going to church
satan: like it a lot, it brings you to hell instantly, i am always trying to get more people to come here instead of going to church

so it goes to show that god and satan are kind of the ying and yang of religion