step one, you have to totally not give a fuck.

then you get out the hot dog and you cook that bad boy up in the pan.

you put it in the hot dog bun, but first you gotta put some sriracha up in this bitch.

you can use a slice of bread if you don’t have a hot dog bun. bachelor life mothafuckas.

and now for the final step. lets top this bitch. i like a little nacho cheese and bacon bits.

serve with a big six pack of beer and motherfucking breaking bad on netflix.