[mysterious loyall X walks into a room full of shit heads wearing the v for vendetta head and saying anime crap and playing smash, and i’m dangling a chome bag from mah bellah and a fat gross hmong woman is bY my side] oKAY every. FIRSt things first. i’m actually using tech to solve the issue’s of today , whihc is why i have this sick ass bag with a seat belt on my chest[pointing to the german egale sphinx belt buckle on my dippy ass bag full of aoli sauce or whatever] aND a huge fat hmong wife who looks like a pug dog and talks like the martians from mars attacks and who won’t have sex with me until sh e finishes her mba from prestigious golden gate university night program for working adults.