[normally upbeat white faggot teacher comes into rowdy classroom in a really defeated manner, flops his briefcase on the desk and sits there in an anguished way]

[class of rowdy yelling Blacks and a few latinos and one dark skinned asian eventually notice and become quiet]

Funny black kid: Ayo teach, whats the problem bruh bruh!

White retard teacher: well. its just.. its just that, these past few weeks of trying to teach you retards math has really strained the credulity of my white guilt. Even though intellectually i know its not your fault that youre retarded and like to listen to Rap music instead of rock music, icant help getting frustrated. Im starting to feel like forcing you to memorize a bunch of worthless trivial ephemera about numbers , that i barely understand myself, and that you will forget instantly as you languish in servile labor to jews forever, might not be a worthwhile goal

Really stupid black kid who it isnt his fault that he is violent and likes scary music: What are we gonna do teach?

Piece of shit white teacher: the only thing we can do.. im going to watch you all fuck my mousey girlfriend while i stand in the corner, jacking off my dick which is slightly smaller than yours on average, which alleviates my white guilt and perpetuates the idea that you are base creatures whose wants can be satisfied solely by moments of transient animal physical pleasure, so its ok that i cant teach you math. i will also placate the female blacks by reassuring them that they are beautiful even though i clearly dont think that and its cruel to pretend its true

[class starts cheering and hooting in the exact predertermined way that the International jewry has deemed culturally acceptable ]