what if in an alternate universe “donuts” and “go nuts” and converged phonetically such that by the year 800 ad they were acoustically indistinguisable, and so 200 year later at battle of hastings king harold II said “go nuts [on those normans]” the anglo saxons began insanely and brutally throwing donuts at the norman army, clogging their armour with greasy, sticky sweetened breads.  something to think about maybe?