[in an idyllic home in the American suburbs]

Me (tucking my black son into bed): Son, there’s no such thing as niggerstomper58. It’s just an urban legend that black youth tell each other, to scare them away from irony, so they can become successful in non ironic black professions such as NBA athlete or black business man. Now go to sleep. Peace

[I close the door and turn off the lights and suddenly , painted on the wall in glow in the dark paint is “I love shitting inside nigger assholes” and my black son screams]