WOW. Unless you get your news from Todd’s Fuckhammer Toilet Blog you are seriously a fucking uninformed piece of shit. Don’t you dare come up to me with that huffingtonpost shit either. The last time I had an “informed” college grad friend of mine tell me they read that (im in collage and dont work) I literally vomited all over my shoes and started sweating profusely. I got my bookbag, which is a messenger bag that is very impractical and weighs 80 lbs because of all the books i carry around and pretend to read, and just fucking left. I hit the library glass door with the front of one of my hardcovers in my bag and the glass shattered.

I turned around and said, this glass is pretty much representative of our friendship, Michael. See you never.