My friends and I were playing Cranium, and at one point during the game my friend Josh molded some testicles for the sake of molding testicles. I laughed and said “Those are like the biggest testicles ever!”. He looks at the testicles, looks back at me, and says “Not really… Those are about right”. I then look around and every male is looking at me in a confused way. I then foolishly exclaim that “Mine are like half that size!”

Apparently my nuts are baby sized, and I have been mocked ceaselessly for the past 2 months for it.