We’ve been going out for over 10 years now and I love you dearly. I’ve never wanted to be the type of girlfriend that restricts you and tells you what you can and cannot like. What you do on your time is your business. But we are slowly going down a road where I might have to put my foot down.

Stop it with the My Little Pony shit. It’s not a particularly clever or funny show and frankly, it is extremely annoying to watch. So, the fact that you are spending all your money and creative efforts towards it continues to astound me.

I can deal with the fanart and fanfiction.
I can deal with the brony t-shirts.
I can deal with the shitty pony re-mix music in your car.
I can deal with the fact that you’ve spent hundreds of dollars on plush animals.
I can (barely) deal with the fact that you spent $10,000 on a documentary that got you 15 seconds of screen time, gave you a useless producer credit and you had a dinner with the creators who ignored you all night.

But now you want to cosplay as one. A female horse.

And you’re telling me, “What’s wrong with that? It’s no different than a mascot or costumes in an animal-based stage production”.

Fuck you and your stupid fucking pony show. Hopefully it will get cancelled soon and we never look back at this dark period of your life.