when i lived in miami i brought a girl back to my place and we hung out all weekend and shit and she bought icecream and ate like half of it and left it in the freezer and i dont eat icecream so it kinda sat there for a while. a few weeks later i was drunk and jerking off and thought lol ill cum in the ice cream why the fuck not, figuring hey ive got a nice trick to play on some girl now, my icecream with frozen cum in it.

well like the opportunity never presented itself even when my roommates sister came down for the weekend and i kept suggesting she have icecream. she never did.

theres no real point here except for the fact that i just remembered this AND I CANT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ICECREAM. im sure that when i was moving out i would have seen the icecream and remembered it, but i am absolutely positive now thinking back that i didnt clean that icecream out of the fridge. the icecream had to have been consumed at some point. I like to think that it was another girl that I had brought home at some point, I also dated a girl for about 4 months in that timeperiod that would have been an acceptable person to have eaten the icecream – but theres some bad prospects… my roommate, my parents… my grandfather. fuck.

dont cum in icecream unless you put like a post it note on it