Hey there, friend. You probably think that you’re so witty and clever for using the “for science” line. You should know, however, that “for science” wasn’t always used to beg for female flesh. In fact, that line was originally a very cool catchphrase, almost a battlecry. It used to mean doing something bizarre or risky in the name of curiosity. It is only more recently that people like you have misappropriated it, and in doing so, perverted it. So please consider that the next time you say “for science”.