Fuck you Oscar,

You were the worst influence of my life, introducing me to hundreds of drugs, got me addicted to pills, I drove you everywhere, loaned you $250 to get back on your feet a little and you repay me by not talking to me and making snide remarks about me on other people’s facebooks? We never even had a “falling out”, I lost my license and I guess that was your cue to drop me from your radar, thanks for using me. Trust me, I’m not the fake one, you’re the fake fuck who’s going to end up in prison or living with your mom your whole life. Btw there’s a reason you’ve never had a girlfriend, its obvious you’re a closet homosexual, at least I won’t have to hear, “check out my pubes dude” ever again in my lifetime.