they call world war 1 the “great” war but was it really so great? its just a bunch of douchebags and bitches bitching about trenchfoot. or running directly at machineguns for months on end.

not only did world war 2 spawn nouveau ironic icon adolf hitler, and literally hundreds of great shooting video games, but you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out of your trench, getting shot by some bulgarian immediately, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a life.