another fun time that i miss was when i finally made captain and id have a really junior fo and id let him take the approach into a difficult airport or bad weather i would nearly always break sterile cockpit on approach and pick one of the flight attendants names who was on the flight if they had a wife or girlfriend and id be like “damn i still cant believe you fucked paula last night, and she gave you anal. that bitch is crazy, youre dicking everybody in this company, damn” and theyd be like wtf i didnt do anything and id be like yeah explain that to your kids when youre dead as fuck and theyre reading a cvr transcript you cheating fuck and then they would concentrate ultra hard on the landing i think i was a good trainer.