Indeed. When I was a frustrated teenager, I did all sorts of freaky sexual things to try to get my release. Wore my mother’s clothing, got the family dogs to lick yoghurt off my dick, ran naked through the nearby forests at midnight while masturbating, put my own faeces in my mouth, tied myself up with ropes, filmed myself masturbating and masturbated to the film.

It’s all just normal teenage experimentation, and I turned out okay. Well actually I can’t hold down a decent relationship for longer than a year and I have avoidant attachment problems, but I don’t have any particularly weird sexual fetishes. Apart from getting turned on by girls with dirty feet, but there’s nothing wrong with that.