ok SO the first time i discovered playing with my dick felt good i figured it would be cool to stick it in something like guys do with girls so i chose the hole in my stereo speaker and i barely squeazed it in but then it started hurting and my dick wouldnt go down because i had pinched the blood vessel

ANYWAY long story short my dad had to bust open the speaker with a hammer and crowbar to get my uncontrollably erect dick out