Once a cute girl was sitting next to me on the bus. She ended up falling asleep and rested her head on my shoulder, and I just let it go because she was cute. Maybe ten minutes later she gets up, realizes that she fell asleep, and starts fucking SCREAMING that I was molesting her. Then this fat black woman behind me gets in on the action, saying stuff like, OH DIS HERE HONKEY IS A RAPIST. The driver stopped the fucking bus and made me get off, I had to walk 5 fucking miles in the rain to my apartment.