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Todd’s Fuckhammer Toilet Blog

WOW. Unless you get your news from Todd’s Fuckhammer Toilet Blog you are seriously a fucking uninformed piece of shit. Don’t you dare come up to me with that huffingtonpost shit either. The last time I had an “informed” college grad friend of mine tell me they read that (im in collage and dont work) I literally vomited all over my shoes and started sweating profusely. I got my bookbag, which is a messenger bag that is very impractical and weighs 80 lbs because of all the books i carry around and pretend to read, and just fucking left. I hit the library glass door with the front of one of my hardcovers in my bag and the glass shattered.

I turned around and said, this glass is pretty much representative of our friendship, Michael. See you never.

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Guy Fieri’s Rock-N-Roll Sushi BBQ

Seven Hamurai Roll $8.99

Sea weeds wrapped around five chicken nuggetz inside a Soy Sauce Toaster Struedle marinated in honey mayo, mayo, spice mayo, mayo mayo and hairs from a brave dog that got shot by the pig police for trying to bite president obama to stop letting gay people get in the army.

Lumberjack Snack $113.95

Guy Fieri’s signature snack dish! Doritos, whip cream, caramel, and root beer injected into a Hot Pocket drained and stuffed with the signature ingredients. This slow cooked, oven roasted delight comes with a TAPOUT T-shirt, with Quenten Rampayge Jacksen’s autograph on the back.

Let The Sushis Hit Your Mouth $13.45

One: nothing wrong with rice. Two: nothing wrong with hot dogs. Three: nothing wrong with spaghetti noodles. Four: nothing wrong with Rock Star Energy Drink Glaze and then it gets fried and served inside a miniature custom Jesse James Hogster Chopper driven to your table by a real life Midget with a tattoo of a Fucking Eagle on his fucked up midget neck

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